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davidbowflex:

everyone, i need your help. i am ordering a pizza. i had a deal with pizza management, but they are suddenly asking for $17,000. any donations directly to my wallet are appreciated. please, this is for stuffed crust

(via refrigeratorlord)

"Whenever you’re going through a bad day, just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good."

- My amazing friend (via pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting)

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

(via rainymidjuly)

"Gaining weight won’t make you miserable.
Fear of gaining weight, however, will."

- (via the-healing-nest)

(Source: ruthiend, via the-answer-is-within-me)

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(via thiink-fruit)

one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people