Bloating. It happens to everyone. Me when I got up this morning VS me after 5 hours of yoga and two slices of deep dish pizza in Chicago. Did you know your muscles retain water after working out which actually makes you more bloated? Fun fact for ya. Same underwear, same pose. Just bloat. Obviously I didn’t gain like 20 pounds in a day. I’m also about to start my period. So yeah, there ya have it. Don’t freak because you had a bad eating day or you’re pmsing or your sodium intake was high and you look in the mirror and see something bigger. It’s not real or permanent. The wonders of the human body.
I love this photoset!
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
i’m sorry sir but i dont care if your son is only 3 years old. i will not get off this swing just so he can “have a nice day at the park.” welcome to the real world kid
i had the most surreal experience of my life at the mall i was standing by one of those god forsaken meme t-shirt stands and a sweaty pre-teen boy pointed to a shirt and yelled “gandam style” and started to half-heartedly do the dance without taking his eyes off of the shirt. his face was so red. he was tired.
a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?
omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that
but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens